poopycrumbs:

everydayconman:

mystereoheart:

bananonbinary:

tilthat:

TIL an old lady who bumped into Stephen King in the supermarket told him she didn’t like his writing and she preferred uplifting movies like Shawshank Redemption. When King told her he wrote that too, she replied ‘No, you didn’t.’, causing King to momentarily doubt that he was indeed the author.

via reddit.com

same energy

im gonna do something great while absolutely shitfaced and it will be glorious

startoursflight1401:

Like I’m not even surprised

boarofthenorth100:

boarofthenorth100:

boarofthenorth100:

You Can Eat Any Thing Out Of A Bowl Really

Porridge, Iced Cream, Water, Sand

It Dosent Matter

None Of This Matters

faked-potatoes:

what we should be calling cringe: middle aged bronies with inflation fetish and yaoi-obsessed “fandom moms”

what we SHOULDN’T be calling cringe: some kid who likes homestuck, undertale, fnaf, etc

jewishusnavi:

thexfiles:

reblog this and tag a man who gets pegged

This response winded me like a kick to the head

weirdmageddon:

that YO THATS MICHAEL JACKSON !! HEE HEE hee hEE ᴴᴱᴱ ᴴᴱᴱ OHMʸᴳᴼᴼᴼᴰᴰ video is one of the funniest things ive seen

the way this guy just. stops..lmfao

slumbermancer:

proboscismonkey:

She is terrified of watermarks

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile

vaultie-glass:

hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is

basteett:

This new meme just fits them

molivier:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was at a concert but the merch stand was a Hot Topic and there was only a bowl of $50 plastic rings and a stack of t-shirts in size XXXL exclusively that had nothing to do with the band and when I asked the cashier (who had lots of piercings and bright orange hair) if the shirts were related to the band, she just snapped “No!” at me and then I bought 2.

This reads like a John Mulaney stand up

beyondthetemples-ooc:

parttimepup:

strnger-kid:

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

backgroundnewsies:

prsephonies:

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

men’s perception of women lounging:

women actually lounging